What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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