Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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