he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
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