No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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