Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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