David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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