I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Watching her eat just hurts me
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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