So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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