Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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