If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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