I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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