Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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