Old men and throwing up are my life now.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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