Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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