What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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