so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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