i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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