But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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