You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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