stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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