she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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