Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Come see our sink grown plant.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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