I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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