Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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