i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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