We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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