I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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