You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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