If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
where does the pee come out of this thing
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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