"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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