office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You can't just leave with hair like that
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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