she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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