i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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