So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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