He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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