I want to make a zoo with you.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
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