found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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