Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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