He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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