That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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