just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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