I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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