I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
Did I show you my penis last night?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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