I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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