Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
