you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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