K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
