Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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