Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm both gender and math confused
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