Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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