spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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