Buhtt sex?
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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